What to expect

The order of things

1. 01

   Form

   Send the booking form — name, age, how to reach you, how long, deposit screenshot.

2. 02

   Deposit

   $40 by e-transfer or Uber/Amazon gift card (CAD) to blazedbratx@gmail.com, screenshot attached to the form. It sits unaccepted until we've agreed a time.

3. 03

   Time

   I get back to you with a time that works and accept the deposit. That's your confirmation.

4. 04

   Address

   Sent up to 8 hours before your appointment.

5. 05

   Session

   Hand me the rest of the balance, rinse off in the private bathroom, then come find me.

Etiquette

• Be clean — there's a private bathroom to rinse off when you get here.
• Be on time. Late comes off your session; very late is cancelled and the deposit stays with me.
• Don't show up out of control or inebriated.
• I only offer safe services — nothing gets exchanged towards me. Don't ask twice, and don't try to renegotiate once you're on the table.
• Add-ons ticked on the form get planned for; add-ons asked for mid-session are my call and paid before, not after.
• No photos, no video, no recording. Ever.

Questions

What happens when I arrive?

You'll have the address up to 8 hours before. Hand me the rest of the balance, then I'll point you to a private bathroom to leave your things and rinse off. The oil's already warm.

What do I wear?

Nothing, under a towel. I'll tell you when the towel goes.

How does it start?

Face down. Hot oil, real pressure on your back, shoulders, glutes and legs. This is an actual massage — I don't rush it, so don't you either.

When does it get sensual?

When I feel like it. Clothes come off me, a little striptease, then it's body to body — my oiled skin sliding on yours. Foot worship or a footjob if you asked. Teasing and edging until you're a mess.

How does it end?

Hand finish, on me if you like. Multiple finishes are an add-on. Then a rinse, some water, and you float out.

Can I touch you?

Light touching on me is included. More than that is an add-on. Anything else we can chat about once your date's booked.

I'm nervous. Is that a problem?

It's my favourite thing. You don't need to know what to do — that's the whole point. Mention it's your first time and I'll take it slow.

What if I want something you haven't listed?

Just ask on the form. If it's a no, I'll say so nicely. If it's a yes, it gets a price. Nothing gets negotiated over text before you've booked.

Do you ever say no to a booking?

Sometimes — one-word messages, people who argue about the deposit, anyone who wants to run the session, and anyone who asks about my limits twice.