What to expect

The order of things

1. 01

   Form

   Send the booking form — name, age, how to reach you, how long, deposit screenshot.

2. 02

   Deposit

   $40 by e-transfer or Uber/Amazon gift card (CAD) to blazedbratx@gmail.com, screenshot attached to the form. For e-transfers, leave the message box blank and make the password Thursday. It sits unaccepted until we've agreed a time.

3. 03

   Time

   I get back to you with a time that works and accept the deposit. That's your confirmation.

4. 04

   Address

   Sent up to 8 hours before your appointment.

5. 05

   Session

   Hand me the full balance in cash, rinse off in the private bathroom, then come find me.

Etiquette

• Be clean — there's a private bathroom to rinse off when you get here.
• Be on time. Late comes off your session; very late is cancelled and the deposit stays with me.
• Don't show up out of control or inebriated.
• I only offer safe services — nothing gets exchanged towards me. Don't ask twice, and don't try to renegotiate once you're on the table.
• Add-ons ticked on the form get planned for; add-ons asked for mid-session are my call and paid before, not after.
• No photos, no video, no recording. Ever.

Cancellation policy

• Deposits are non-refundable.
• If you cancel or reschedule at least 24 hours ahead, your deposit moves to one new booking within 30 days.
• If you cancel with less than 24 hours' notice, or don't show up, your deposit is forfeited and any future booking must be prepaid in full.
• Arriving late cuts into your session time. Arriving more than 30 minutes late without a message counts as a no-show.
• Arriving intoxicated or unwashed, or disrespecting boundaries, ends the session early with no refund.

Questions

What happens when I arrive?

You'll have the address up to 8 hours before. Hand me the full balance in cash — e-transfer is for the deposit only — then I'll point you to a private bathroom to leave your things and rinse off. The oil's already warm.

What do I wear?

Nothing, under a towel. I'll tell you when the towel goes.

How does it start?

Face down. Hot oil, real pressure on your back, shoulders, glutes and legs. This is an actual massage — I don't rush it, so don't you either.

When does it get sensual?

When I feel like it. Clothes come off me, a little striptease, then it's body to body — my oiled skin sliding on yours. Foot worship or a footjob if you asked. Teasing and edging until you're a mess.

How does it end?

Hand finish, on me if you like. Multiple finishes are an add-on. Then a rinse, some water, and you float out.

Can I touch you?

Light touching on me is included. More than that is an add-on. Anything else we can chat about once your date's booked.

I'm nervous. Is that a problem?

It's my favourite thing. You don't need to know what to do — that's the whole point. Mention it's your first time and I'll take it slow.

What if I want something you haven't listed?

Just ask on the form. If it's a no, I'll say so nicely. If it's a yes, it gets a price. Nothing gets negotiated over text before you've booked.

What's your cancellation policy?

Deposits are non-refundable. If you cancel or reschedule at least 24 hours ahead, your deposit moves to one new booking within 30 days. If you cancel with less than 24 hours' notice, or don't show up, your deposit is forfeited and any future booking must be prepaid in full. Arriving late cuts into your session time. Arriving more than 30 minutes late without a message counts as a no-show. Arriving intoxicated or unwashed, or disrespecting boundaries, ends the session early with no refund.

Do you ever say no to a booking?

Sometimes — one-word messages, people who argue about the deposit, anyone who wants to run the session, and anyone who asks about my limits twice.